do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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