lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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