I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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