You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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