No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
