Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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