so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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