I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You smell like stripper and shame
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
