you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
