id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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