dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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