My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
