her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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