I just made out with a guy for $7.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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