Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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