I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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