Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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