they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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