would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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