Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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