Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Couch. On fire.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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