Can Purell be used as lube?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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