I hate your face
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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