is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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