is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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