u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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