You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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