His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
