3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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