ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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