So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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