you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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