Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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