Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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