508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Randomize
