its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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