My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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