Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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