Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
worst night to have a conscience
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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