hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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