You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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