Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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