haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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