your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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