He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We have started to decorate penises.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize
