I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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