Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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