Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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