I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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