Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
